I can has f’in metal?

February 20, 2008

Most people (read: citizens of the internets) are familiar with LOLcats and the caustic, bite-size joy they evoke on otherwise boring forum threads, programming discussions, or sex chatrooms.  It all started ten thousand years ago, when a few quirky captioned cat photos found their way to a meager collection, eventually giving birth to what we somehow know as LOLcats.  Since then, there have been countless spinoffs, and here we will list a few trends that should continue, and some which should die a fiery, acid-bath death.  The good trends we shall call NEEDZ MOAR:

NEEDZ MOAR:

lolmetal: Metal band photos, captioned.

lolspace: When da myspace has a caption.

omnomnomnom: Beauty in everyday objects.

And the other one, we shall call DO NOT WANT:

DO NOT WANT:

ICHC: They took over as the de facto, and the quality level has been strikingly low.  Uh, I mean “O HAI I DOWNGRADED UR LULZ”

LOLcode:  This is what happens when computer programmers try to have fun.  Whoever thought that turning lolspeakz into useful machine code was a good idea is a classic case of EPIC FAIL.

So if you have any lolstuffs to share, you can share it.  But quite honestly, nobody reads this.  OH GOD I WANNA DIE :(

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